Anime Caption Contest! -- 7/1/13 -- AV MOD MATERIAL

Topic started by AV_Staff on July 1, 2013. Last post by Ikki_Minami_ 1 year ago.
Post by AV_Staff (0 posts) See mini bio Level 7
Staff

Welcome back to the Anime Vice Caption Contest! You know the drill; we have three new images that need some funny captions! See who won the previous contest below!

Rules

  • You can caption any or all of the images!
  • You can caption the same image more than once, but not in the same post!
  • You cannot double post! You must wait for someone else to post before you may post again! This makes it fair and stops spam.

The captions will be judged by the hosts of THE VICE PIT themselves; Tom Pinchuk and Sam Weller! The winners and their winning captions will be featured in the next Caption Contest post!

HELP! THE IMAGES WON'T INSERT CORRECTLY!

I've noticed some users don't always insert the images correctly in the comment section. To make sure you post the images properly, you should copy them from this post and paste them into the comment box, rather than upload the images again yourself. To do this, highlight some of the text below the images (try starting from "want to recommend") all the way up to some of the text above the images (try highlighting up to "fill in the captions!") and then right-click on that text and select "copy", go to the comment box, right-click inside that and select "paste" - then all you need to do is fill in the captions! Hope that helps, have fun!

Winners!

"To Avoid Long Term Penile Injury Seek Medical Help For An Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours"
~ ZombiePie

".....and then I take it and******with the****on*****while**** ****a****** cat. How's that for kinky?"
~ Top8cat
"It's okay, I'm a sociologist. Carry on as if I wasn't here."
~ SamJaz

New Caption Contest!

So, are you up to the challenge? Just copy the images (see instructions above) into the comment box below and fill in the captions!

"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"

Want to recommend some images for the contest? Go to my profile and send them to me in a PM and I'll check them out.

Have fun and good luck!

About the Author

Daniel Newton is an Anime Vice moderator and occasional guest writer with a dangerous Wine Gum obsession. Follow his personal and community Twitter feeds: @Daniel_Newton and @AnimeVicers
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"I don&squot;t care if this is a rock, I need to eat."
"I don't care if this is a rock, I need to eat."
"Hey pretty doggy why are you so close?"
"Hey pretty doggy why are you so close?"
"Now I&squot;m going to teach you how to do a karate chop."
"Now I'm going to teach you how to do a karate chop."
Post by SamJaz (11,977 posts) See mini bio Level 19
"What? No, I&squot;m not going back for seconds. Don&squot;t look at me like that."
"What? No, I'm not going back for seconds. Don't look at me like that."
"Wow, I see what you mean. Yeah, you should get that checked out, it&squot;s pretty nasty."
"Wow, I see what you mean. Yeah, you should get that checked out, it's pretty nasty."
"Domo arigatou mister roboto domo."
"Domo arigatou mister roboto domo."
Post by AURON570 (555 posts) See mini bio Level 15
"Remember kids, don&squot;t try what I&squot;m about to do at home. I&squot;m what you call, a professional!"
"Remember kids, don't try what I'm about to do at home. I'm what you call, a professional!"
Post by CapeBarnes (492 posts) See mini bio Level 18
"Hey. Be thankful that I&squot;m not eating your balls."
"Hey. Be thankful that I'm not eating your balls."
Post by Daniel_Newton (3,182 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Moderator
"...and that&squot;s why King Kai hides his emotional pain with terrible jokes. Join us next time when we try to take on Vegeta&squot;s royal-sized ego. Same Z-time, same Z-channel."
"...and that's why King Kai hides his emotional pain with terrible jokes. Join us next time when we try to take on Vegeta's royal-sized ego. Same Z-time, same Z-channel."
Post by TheJoker1911 (14 posts) See mini bio Level 9
"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, U AINT GETTING ANY! MINE, BITCH MINE!"
"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, U AINT GETTING ANY! MINE, BITCH MINE!"
Post by SamJaz (11,977 posts) See mini bio Level 19
"Did you hear? The Chief was turned into a piece of bread, and now we can&squot;t find him!"
"Did you hear? The Chief was turned into a piece of bread, and now we can't find him!"
"No, changed my mind. You can have fatty tuna."
"No, changed my mind. You can have fatty tuna."
"Come on, just one little arm wrestle?"
"Come on, just one little arm wrestle?"
Post by Top8cat (71 posts) See mini bio Level 6

I don't know why, but I keep reading Goku's sub's in his voice. Pure gold here lol.

Post by Daniel_Newton (3,182 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Moderator
"...maybe if I just stay still no-one will notice I&squot;m eating rubble off the floor again."
"...maybe if I just stay still no-one will notice I'm eating rubble off the floor again."
"So you thought replacing your eyebrows with tattoos would get you all the ladies or something?"
"So you thought replacing your eyebrows with tattoos would get you all the ladies or something?"
"After that fight I couldn&squot;t lift my arm higher than this for a month, but you should have seen the other guy!"
"After that fight I couldn't lift my arm higher than this for a month, but you should have seen the other guy!"
Post by SamJaz (11,977 posts) See mini bio Level 19

@Top8cat said:

I don't know why, but I keep reading Goku's sub's in his voice. Pure gold here lol.

"Guys, we all know that you&squot;re reading this in my voice, so you&squot;re gonna find this funny no matter what these guys write under this picture of me."
"Guys, we all know that you're reading this in my voice, so you're gonna find this funny no matter what these guys write under this picture of me."
Post by Daniel_Newton (3,182 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Moderator

@Top8cat: @SamJaz:

"And this is my spanking hand... it&squot;s also why I&squot;m hiding in the afterlife from my wife."
"And this is my spanking hand... it's also why I'm hiding in the afterlife from my wife."
Post by SamJaz (11,977 posts) See mini bio Level 19
"...he did WHUT IN HIS CUP?"
"...he did WHUT IN HIS CUP?"
Post by GokaiRed (158 posts) See mini bio Level 7
"Why no I didn&squot;t bring enough for everybo... why are you stroking your gun?"
"Why no I didn't bring enough for everybo... why are you stroking your gun?"
"Tell me I&squot;m Pretty!"
"Tell me I'm Pretty!"
Post by CiaranShakespeare (12 posts) See mini bio Level 8
"Hmm... this tastes funny *stare at the camera*"
"Hmm... this tastes funny *stare at the camera*"
"You&squot;re actually really cute this close up :3"
"You're actually really cute this close up :3"
"Have I ever showed you guys how to do the robot?"
"Have I ever showed you guys how to do the robot?"
Post by Daniel_Newton (3,182 posts) See mini bio Level 20
Moderator
"King Kai are you sure standing still like this will make me stronger? I&squot;ve been at it for hours... King Kai?"
"King Kai are you sure standing still like this will make me stronger? I've been at it for hours... King Kai?"
Post by jj_jackson (112 posts) See mini bio Level 6
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Renji: "Woaah woaah!! yea um... when I said adventurous I'm pretty sure you took it the wrong way bro."
Post by takashichea (11,157 posts) See mini bio Level 25
Moderator
"Why are you eating that? I just told you it was poison."
"Why are you eating that? I just told you it was poison."
"This is how you kiss a lady."
"This is how you kiss a lady."
"Hi everyone, are you ready to do some Kamehameha waves?"
"Hi everyone, are you ready to do some Kamehameha waves?"
Post by CiaranShakespeare (12 posts) See mini bio Level 8
"This dumpling is missing something, hmm... oh yeah. Taste."
"This dumpling is missing something, hmm... oh yeah. Taste."
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"Do you remember the time I saw you naked? Yeah, I thought you did."
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"Oh my god. Guys guess what? King Kai just taught me to high five. Yeah."
Post by zaldar (1,239 posts) See mini bio Level 15

*tries to resist DBZ trolling and fails miserably*

"Hi see that mountain behind me... no? Well you will after I power up and punch you through it... ARRRRG!!!" *Two hours later* "ARRRGGG!!!" *Two more hours later* "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" You: Yawn - pull out a gun and shoot him between his beady eyes (the way DBZ should have ended)
"Hi see that mountain behind me... no? Well you will after I power up and punch you through it... ARRRRG!!!" *Two hours later* "ARRRGGG!!!" *Two more hours later* "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" You: Yawn - pull out a gun and shoot him between his beady eyes (the way DBZ should have ended)
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